You might be thinking this is a impossible task and you would be correct. Now your thinking, "wait a minute, this is false advertising and I should close this silly page." You would be right again but also would lose out on some useful information. While a wife can't be kept happy 100% all the time...we can greatly improve our current situation and have some damage control strategies in place. Curious? I suggest you keep reading.
- A Wife
- Iron Skin
- Tissues for when you inevidibly cry
- Treats or food on hand
- Zero Pride
- Collect All Seven Dragonballs.
Well, this might be the worst, best tip of all time but you must do the following; Accept you will fail sometimes. Harmony or balance is only achievable when you realize that you can't win any arguement.Your wife is always correct. The reason is beyond logic and is a written law of this universe. Accept it and move on to step 2.
Compliment her often. She will probably not accept any of the compliments, but its still effective. But be careful! Wives have a built in lie detector. Your compliments need to be from the heart and based in some level of reality. These compliments won't be enough if she goes super saiyan rage mode...so move on to step 3 please.
Iron skin! So how do you get iron skin? Hit the gym, late night talks with the boys, and entering the mind of your favorite superhero or supervillian perhaps. Use the support you have, ask for support and know that all you can do is your best. Remember to make time for yourself and recharge your batteries when possible. Move on to step 4. You can do it!
I am probably the most unorganized person, so if you just sighed trust me I know your pain. Don't forgot any special day! EVER! Anniversary, Birthday, Dogs Birthday, kids soccer practice, a nail appointment she mentioned 8 weeks ago. Write it all down somewhere. Brownie points if you remember stuff she forgot (might want to buy a lottery ticket after that). Are you ready for whe things fail and the shit hits the fan?
Wipe those tears off soldier and answer this question,can you cook? You should learn to make a few meals she really likes. Food goes into the stomach, and after it sends signals to the brain. You need those signals to be act like a anger debuff. So yeah, learn to cook. Getting the kids involved will give you at least a +15 bonus to that debuff. Almost there, move on to step 6.
Knowing when to shut up is going to be one of the greatest abilities you can master and will move you closer to a happy stable marriage. It's complicated but goes as follows; Angry? Shut up. Not Angry? Talk and maybe ask about her day. You made it this far. You are going to be okay.
Keeping a wife happy is a challenge.
Remember to always do your best and accept failure
Continue to try to improve as a person. Life is a journey and you should try to enjoy it as much as possible. But if all else fails click the link below this picture.
